If you are offended by cussing or TMI of the woman’s body.
This is not for you.
So I did some dishes and left a note for anyone who came home to do a load of dishes. left the house. Lunch with friends. Helping another friend by picking up her kid and taking her kid to Tae Kwon Do and then taking her home. She in the meantime picked up my daughter.
By this time. my stomach had started it, I am going to eat myself thing that we have avoided for awhile now. ITS BAAAACCCKKKK!
So I am sulking on the way home, knowing food is only going to make it worse.
Get home and no dishes done.
GO to look for a new tampon because the dripping is SUDDENLY ON MY LAST FUCKING NERVE.
I am tearing through my room looking for the box of tampons. OH SHIT ITS EMPTY.
LONG STRING OF SAILOR WORTH SWEARING.
Hubby says I guess we can go to the store.
NO. I can go to the store. I CAN. NOT WE.
Hubby tried to be cute and tell me a few other things to get .
Like a specific kind of ice cream and I could get Pumpkin pie ice cream.
NO YOU CAN NOT BUY YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS WITH PUMPKIN PIE.
I get in the car.
Second street there is a SUV cop car. Okay okay look see see putting on my seatbelt. Giving the cop car a dirty look and Poof…Its engulfed with flames.
Turn the corner and the guy in another car gave me a perceived dirty look….Poof …its engulfed in flames.
I storm through Publix . I can not STAND THE FEELING OF A TAMPON LEAKING.
Standing in the isle. Whats my brand oh there it is. size size..I don’t know whatever gets it plugged up.
okay in the basket. Sigh…Ice cream …Fine fine…got the ice cream even got the pumpkin pie
Grabbed some yogurt as it is probably all my stomach will tolerate tonight. Apparently it objected to onions and peppers today. Whatever ..FIGURES.
Also had to grab some cat litter. All while still at a low level full body ache from that walk from hell.
By the time I get home, there is considerably less poofing into flames going on around me. A new tampon and my evening pills.
I am feeling slightly better.
I may eat the dam Pumpkin pie ice cream first.
And this is really only a small portion of what went through my mind. I think I have cooled down a bit and I can’t remember exactly why it all just ticked me off so badly.